Comic of the Week

New Feature Column by Grandmaster A-Bomb

Due to a recent influx of letters to our association, our Newsletter editor has decided to introduce a new column: Dear Grandmaster A-Bomb

With the expertise of Grandmaster A-Bomb, questions and concerns about work, life, and other non-related condo topics will be answered in one sentence. He's just THAT GOOD!

With that said, let us go to our first letter received.

Question:

Dear Grandmaster A-Bomb,
Why do we work?
-Burnt-out Barry

Answer:

Dear Burnt-out Barry,
That answer is easy. We work so that we can continue to live this luxorious life of luxoury.
-Grandmaster A-Bomb

Suspicious Activity Hotline Abuse

It has been reported by association members of a possible harassment incident that may have occurred by an unknown caller on the Association's Suspicious Activity Hotline.

The association's president was overheard speaking to the assailant by fellow association members. An anonymous member overheard the president reiterating a questions asked by the unknown caller:

"Do I have a uterus?"
-President on Suspicious Activity Hotline to unknown individual.

Association members were curious if the matter was under investigation and whether charges would be pressed. The Director of Suspicious Activity was unable to be reached for comment.